I was Superman, complete with a full-length cape. There must have been some serious runners, but everybody around me stopped and had a drink. Gear-obsessed editors choose every product we review. There is no question that America was a significant ally in two World Wars, but what about the Marquis de Lafayette, who sailed from Pauillac itself to help the Continental Army win their revolution? Many Supermen were far from super-fit, while an astonishing number of Wonder Women were men in wigs and bustiers. Andrew, who adores Godzilla, wore a spiked tail and reptilian mask. The tail had a tendency to stick forward between Andrew’s legs. Then the mother of the most gorgeous grandchild ever born decided that if she was going to run a marathon, she wanted it to be Médoc. All rights reserved. They serve goblets of Bordeaux at the water stops. Alcohol gives u a different high . I can’t say that I’ve ever gotten wasted, then thought, “Gee, now seems like an excellent time to go for a run!”… but apparently it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world to do. But I like talking Médoc because it strikes at the odious belief held by many civilians: that running—all running—is done to improve one’s health, a more vigorous expression of the impulse that leads to kale salads, seat belts, and dental floss. “I don’t know,” she told me. My wife has run eight marathons, and both my sons have run several. Somehow we passed the tumbril of clowns and trotted out into the vineyards, great fields of green intricately etched with grapevines. I cannot help it; I’m a marathon bore. #run #police #drunk I have gone for a run at 3 am after drinking whole night . My daughter-in-law, Jen, had planned on Philadelphia two years ago, but dropped out for the best possible reason: She was pregnant. Impervious to my polite onlookers’ increasingly obvious social cues, I press on. Furthermore, it’s still not actually recommended that you booze it up before working out. 272,082 views Chick In Skin Tight Jeans Is No Match For This Man's Willpower! Extracting ourselves from this first party we were alarmed to find that we had fallen behind a truck full of clowns with brooms. If I had to surmise his superpower, I’d guess some combination of grit, back strength, and poor short-term memory. Jen was Catwoman; John, Batman. My sister runs, while my niece, Sarah, is a regular marathoner. Their shared song came to me in fragments: Shortly after the last chorus, the champions doffed their capes and leapt into a nearby reflecting pool. Runner's World participates in various affiliate marketing programs, which means we may get paid commissions on editorially chosen products purchased through our links to retailer sites. Depends how drunk u r . But between 21 and 22 miles I met the legendary wall. Less than four miles in, we were lining up for our first libation. The Three Musketeers stood shoulder to shoulder, one for all and all for number one. They served a Bordeaux back in 1152 when Eleanor of Aquitaine married Henry, before he became the King of England.”. Not so good. The vineyards themselves were speckled with men and women whose super abilities didn’t include bladders of steel. Lots of booze is “associated with a non-significant exercise performance reduction and stress hormone stimulation, with an unchanged exercise metabolism.”. We may earn commission if you buy from a link. I began to dislike the race and so—naturally—I began to dislike the French. “It’s in France,” I continue, which helps, but compels some do-gooders to list other, less strenuous methods: “if what you really want is to kill yourself.”, “It’s called The Marathon des Châteaux du Médoc. Ethically, this was exactly right. But we owe the French a lot. French or American, fast or slow, we were all heading for the same finish. Brush Up on These Basics. 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